Are you dead? Please reply at once!
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There's so much unreconstructed spam these days - old-school spam which doesn't make the slightest attempt to disguise its outrageous bogosity - that it takes something really special to catch one's attention.
Finding amusing examples is a little like searching for a stalk of hay in a haystack.
But Naked Security readers are nothing if not perspicacious, and one of our readers, who may or may not be called Michael, told us about a spam he'd received which really does warrant attention.
"We are writing," it starts off redundantly, "to know if you are DEAD."
Actually, it doesn't say writing. It says writhing, which is either a spelling mistake or a Twainesque figure of speech to express just how keen the writers really are. One imagines them squirming on the edges of their seats, waiting for your reply.
Article - Sophos eNews
